A Night of Tweets: UFC 172

That fight was basically UFC circa 1998 vs UFC 2014.

— Freddie DeFreitas (@freddefreitas) April 27, 2014

Based on these post-fight interviews tonight, "Performance Of The Night" bonus belongs to Jesus

— MMATorch (@mmatorch) April 27, 2014

And Still... #AndStill pic.twitter.com/qOBveJBlW8

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) April 27, 2014

Teixeira's mouthpiece has more sense than Teixeira.

— Dave Doyle (@davedoylemma) April 27, 2014

Not sure how much Glover has left on his shots. He just snapped Jones head back with an uppercut but Jones just wore it and came back at him

— Greg Savage (@TheSavageTruth) April 27, 2014

I keep saying aloud "STOP FACE-PALMING ME, JON!" in the voice of "stop looking at me, swan!" from Billy Madison. FYI.

— Bloody Elbow (@BloodyElbow) April 27, 2014

Double by Jones at end of 4. This is a shutout so far. Greg Jackson tells Jones this "an amazing, artistic fight. It's beautiful to behold."

— Josh Gross (@yay_yee) April 27, 2014

Glover trains with Liddell, he's been poked in the eye.

— Brent Brookhouse (@brentbrookhouse) April 27, 2014

VIDEO: Jon Jones does the Ray Lewis dance during his title fight entrance at UFC 172 http://t.co/V6uVxBnYP9 pic.twitter.com/eI1hf6zHsC

— Bleacher Report MMA (@BR_MMA) April 27, 2014

Unfortunate typo in this Luke Rockhold quote emailed out by the UFC: "...I’ll take an opportunity to shit Michael Bisping’s mouth next.”

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) April 27, 2014

anthony johnson next conversation after this post-fight: "nah bitch, i said 5 number 5's and 4 number 2's. polynesian sauce. large fries."

— GFKonMMA (@GFKonMMA) April 27, 2014

The takeaway from this fight isn't that Johnson won, it's that he so casually dismissed absolutely everything Davis tried while mauling him.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) April 27, 2014

Rumble's defensive wrestling shouldn't be a surprise. It's obvious he loves stuffing.

— Jessica Hudnall (@LegKickTKO) April 27, 2014

Johnson just moved up to HW during the 1st round. #UFC172

— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) April 27, 2014

I would have @LukeRockhold's babies, and I absolutely hate babies.

— tanya (@TheTanyaAttack) April 27, 2014

So, when was the last time 4 straight UFC fights ended via submission? It's like I'm spending the night with a delightful old friend.

— Tomas Rios (@TheTomasRios) April 27, 2014

Rockhold didn't even mess up his hair!!!!

— Dana White (@danawhite) April 27, 2014

Oddsmakers had that one dialed. Evidence mounts that Luke Rockhold fares well when he's allowed to fight normal humans.

— Chad Dundas (@chaddundas) April 27, 2014

Tim Boetsch used to follow me on twitter but then he realized I cannot make a cabinet with my bare hands

— David Lautaret (@Chaelshero) April 27, 2014

don't mind me i'm just over here going frame by frame on that Miller-Medeiros finish to see if they kissed pic.twitter.com/1ZHgBPeTc7

— Chris Nelson (@3amMMA) April 27, 2014

Holloway is trying to punch a hole in Fili's face...to match the other 3.

— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) April 27, 2014

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF *fast paced montage various fighters enjoying a cup of tea and reading the newspaper*

— Chris Nelson (@3amMMA) April 27, 2014

Holy fuck. Benavidez got styled on for a second, then went into rage mode and just forced Elliott to kicky leg tapout to a Debo guillotine.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) April 27, 2014

Still waiting for hat size on the "tale of the tape" for a Gomi fight. A boy can dream.

— Derek Bolender (@MMAjunkieDerek) April 27, 2014

HTML - Bethe Correia Calling out @RondaRousey @QoSBaszler @MarinaShafir #FourHorsewomen http://t.co/op1DGCXoUi

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) April 27, 2014

@ZProphet_MMA @FrontRowBrian did Correia just show 4 fingers then showed 3? Killing off four horsewomen? Gif it!

— Edward Kim (@EdwardsKim) April 27, 2014

good to see Jessamyn Duke in high spirits after the fight pic.twitter.com/oL9dJgJV3S

— Chris Nelson (@3amMMA) April 27, 2014

@LiverKickdotcom the green outfit completes the look

— midnite (@123midnite) April 27, 2014

Duke just flipped a Bethe.

— RJ Clifford (@RJcliffordMMA) April 27, 2014

Lol. "I got 99 problems but a Bethe ain't one." WELL-played, Jessamyn Duke.

— John Morgan (@MMAjunkieJohn) April 27, 2014

Betch please.

— Derek Bolender (@MMAjunkieDerek) April 27, 2014

Remember when Semmy Schilt used to fight those tiny Pancrase dudes? This fight is the WNBA version. Excited?

— Jonathan Snowden (@mmaencyclopedia) April 27, 2014

Goldy getting use out of the "Bang Ludwig Effect" before that ship sails. Also, I don't think Ludwig teaches you to throw from the floor.

— TJ De Santis (@TJDeSantis) April 27, 2014

Team Alpha Male celebrate the BIG KO finish for teammate @LastCall155 https://t.co/r0jQl8Kyqf

— UFC (@ufc) April 27, 2014

That amazing flying knee by Chris Beal still wouldn't get him free tickets to the Clippers. @MiddleEasy #UFC172 #Enemy

— CAINtheBULL (@CAINtheBULL) April 26, 2014

That was AWESOME! That knee shook William's entire family tree.

— Stephie D (@CrooklynMMA) April 26, 2014

That flying knee was SICK!!!!

— Dana White (@danawhite) April 26, 2014

Herb Dean's like, Round's over, your corner's over there. Williams is all, I'm just going to stand here and bleed for a sec if that's cool.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) April 26, 2014

The fight gods don't give a shit about the Fight Pass prelims, just mashing buttons as Beal and Williams fight like they're PCP spazzing.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) April 26, 2014

it's cool Chris Beal got the guy from Nintendo Skate or Die to corner him pic.twitter.com/hgfBrNfqR9

— Chris Nelson (@3amMMA) April 26, 2014

Kick to the balls off the bat is wise strategy. Wont be docked a point and it hurts your opponent.

— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) April 26, 2014